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These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.
He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close; they ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to “persuade” them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.
Furthermore, due to his diet of raw grains, he ended up with very bad breath.
Therefore: he came to be known as a: "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."
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A world reknowned scientist finally perfected human cloning - using himself as a guineapig.
The scientist watched with pride as his clone grew from a baby, to a boy, to a young man... but there was just one point of dischord. The clone had a foul mouth. And it just got fouler as he got older.
The clone, though every bit as intelligent as the scientist, couldn't get through a simple sentence without throwing in a string of blue words. The scientist finally had to declare his experiment a failure. The clone had become so objectionable that he was not welcome in society... and the scientist was faced with the question of how best to 'end' the experiment.
Unable to look the clone in the eye, or handle it any other way, the scientist decided to take the clone to a lookout point on a mountain, and push him off the edge. And so he did.
But... a moment later a policeman took the scientist by the arm and told him he was being arrested. The scientist sighed.. heartbroken.. and said "I suppose it was murder"
"No sir" said the officer. "You are being arrested for making an obscene clone fall".
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wow.
